Is slicing a king salmon head off the backbone
and stuffing it down your pants
and going about your day,
daring anyone to ask
about the swell
And sure it’s kinda crude,
and maybe, yeah, you’ll lose your job,
and maybe you’ll go and horrify your mom,
and maybe your friends won’t take your texts,
but at least it isn’t suicidal, homicidal, crazy violent,
delusional, arrogant, self-important, a run for president.
At the end of the day, man, it’s just a crown for your head.
Just a jewel to brighten your sorry scepter.
A fishface to munch your worm.
Just a fish, man, a fish!
A fish, man!